I mean, I'm 44 and just learned that you can pick up an egg yolk. Seems like cursed knowledge to me.
I don't like knowing this.
Garlic makes your fingertips a little sticky, and specifically has mercaptans in it which bond well to the egg yolk, which is why this works.
Mercaptans are sulfurous hydrocarbons that should not be confused with mercaptains, who are ranked just below mermajors in the mermilitary.
DID THE CODE ENTITY WANT TO GO AFTER DAPPER BUT BAD’S JUST TOO ON TOP OF THINGS ??? PLANS INSTANTLY THWARTED ??? BY THE QSMP’S #1 MOM ???
IT WAS NAMED “D” IN BINARY !!! IT WAS GOING AFTER DAPPER !!! BUT BADBOYHALO’S TOO GOOD AT THE FUCKING GAME BABY !!!!!
pomme hiding behind baghera and crouching when she hears all the big noises ohhh my heart
i know in my heart that pomme was holding bagheras hand i just know it
Baghera and DaMezzaine both died and respawned. They immediately went talking about how loud everyone is. Baghera goes “I wish I could turn the Brazilians down.” and then went “oh wait that might sound racist.” Then they both die to a mine again. 💀😭









